Hi I'm The Magpie

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Cat Intro

I feel fine even if I'm a failure 
Cause my cat she told me I'm the only one that she can talk to 
Up all night we can take a nap later 
Cause my cat she told me I don't have to do what I don't want to

Meow Meow

Maybe you're meowing on purpose 
Maybe you're meowing for love 
Maybe you're meowing in circles 
Or maybe not meowing at all 

Maybe my purring's referring 
to how many times I've been worried that everything 
I've ever thought to be real is just dreams of my cat 
Now how about that 

Maybe you're meowing to find me 
Maybe you're meowing my name 
Maybe if I meow back to you 
we got our own little game 

Maybe your purring's referring 
to words that are lost in a parallel universe 
Maybe the answer to life is just meow of my cat 
Now how about that

Nine Lives

I've been dreaming I'm out of breath 
But I don't see the significance 
So my solution's just to leave my bed 
And now I'm sleeping on my keyboard instead 

Cause time flies when you're stressed out it's messed up 
Nine lives I'll take the last ones to just rest up 
Hindsight is the best type of regression 
Nine lives let's just test drugs and have sex right now 

I've been dreaming I'm out of breath 
But all I feel is indifference 
So my solution's just to leave my bed 
And now I'm sleeping with my cat instead

Elevator

I got stuck in an elevator once 
And got scared that I would die 
Cause I've seen that shit in movies 

I forgot everything I've ever known 
Cause there's a red dot on the floor 
I need to see what it's next move is 

I wanna blame the taste but nothing really counts 
I'm to often in denial 
and don't believe in disapproval 

(And I think the entire game is rigged 
But if I play little bit 
they will show me where the food is) 

I got stuck in an elevator once 
And got scared that I would die 
Cause I've seen that shit in movies

On And On

Part of me is really fucking dumb 
And the rest of me is not so far behind 
It goes on and on

Door

I don't think it will get any better 
But my reason for believing this is pretty much made up 
I didn't even plan it out it just sort of happened 
Now everything is on the floor and you're not even back yet 

What's outside that door 

The human way of living life is pretty much backwards 
You get a home walk out the door and come back when tired 
And I don't even think that it can get any better 
if you don't get back home right now to your cat and pet her 

What's behind that door

Poop

When you really really love someone 
you can poop in front of each other 

Sometimes when I go to the toilet my cat follows me 
Sometimes when I sit on the toilet my cat sits in my knee 
Have you ever loved someone so much you wanna smell their ass 
Sometimes when my cat's on the toilet I follow her

Why You Do It

It's not about how you do it 
No it's all about why you do it 
And if you can't even figure that out 
then you're pretty much already fucked 

Sometimes I just need a little break 
from whatever it will take for you